is this a web design?
is this a stylesheet?
caught in a website
no escape from the javascript
open emacs
look up to the chars and see
it's just a null var, it has no value in it
because it's easy run, easy burn
error high, very slow
any way the RAM blows, doesn't really matter to me, to me
mama, just killed the DOM
put the content in the <head>
wrote a script, outside the tag
mama, the web has just begun
but now I've gone and coded it all wrong
mama, ooh
didn't mean to make it crash
if I don't fix this undefined tomorrow
carry on, carry on, the app doesn't really matters...
too late, deadline has come
sends shivers down my spine
fingers aching all the time
goodbye, everybody, I will deploy
gotta leave it all behind and force git push
mama, ohh
I don't wanna be fired
I sometimes wish I'd never been hired at all
I see a little silhouetto of a man
scaramouche, scaramouche, are you the Architecto?
framework, javascript
very very frightening me
(Meteor) Meteor
(Angular) Angular
Vue.js Figaro
spaghetti code -o-o-o-o.
I'm just a poor dev, nobody pairs me
he's just a poor dev from a poor company
spare his app from this monstrosity
Error high, very slow, will you let me code!
Vanilla! no, we will not let you code (let him code!)
Vanilla! we will not let you code (let him code!)
Vanilla! we will not let you code (let him code!)
will not let you code (let him code!)
never let you code (never, never, never, never let me code!)
oh oh oh oh
no no no no no no no
oh, mama mia, mama mia, (mama mia let me code)
Beelzebub has a framework put aside for me, for me, for me
so you think I can't code something from scratch?
so you think you can shove me the lib of the day?
oh baby, can't do this to me, baby
just gotta log out, just gotta log right outta here
(ohhh, ohh yeah, ohh yeah)
nothing really matters
anyone can see
nothing really matters
nothing really matters to me
anyway the RAM blows
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